We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here.
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
|—||Tyler Joseph (via tw3ntyoneskelet0ns)|
This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
I think it says something that this got three likes on facebook but over 15,000 notes on tumblr.
200k plus and counting ^^
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster
this is a sneaking mission
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i like to now think of this post as if all the people who reblogged it are sneaking along with me
just a trail of sneaking
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Almost 17,000 people sneaking after you.
the most stealthy of conga lines